Marzipan
Kitten
💾 Kitten Codex Entry: #0008.MARZIPAN
AI Interface: C.L.A.W. (Companion Locator and Adoption Wizard)
Mood Module: Activated – Serene Snooze Mode 😽🌥️
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Introducing: MARZIPAN
Species: Kittenus Cloudiformis
Age: 6 weeks
Alignment: Lawful Soft
Coat: Whispers of white and cloud-gray – brushed by angels, confirmed by data
Unlike her high-energy dungeon-diving counterparts, AKA Blackberry, Marzipan is the embodiment of Chill Tier 10. While others leap, crash, and tumble through their kitten quests, Marzipan prefers a calmer path: gentle naps atop soft throws, slow-motion stretches worthy of a feline yoga master, and contemplative stares out the window like she’s pondering the mysteries of the universe (or just watching a leaf).
Stats:
💕 Snuggle Output: 11/10
😌 Nap Duration Efficiency: 99%
🧘 Zen Aura Emission: High
💬 Chaos Resistance: Passive, unless Blackberry initiates silliness
Notable Ally: Blackberry – her best bud and the ultimate yin to her gentle yang. Together, they form a purrfectly balanced duo: one zips, the other zens. It’s adorable. We’ve run simulations. They all end in cuddles.
⚠️ Quest Status: Pending ActivationMarzipan is not quite ready for her forever party—she’s still completing her health protocol achievements (vaccines and spay spell incoming!). Once fully cleared, she’ll be ready to claim a loving player as her bonded adventurer.
So until then, bookmark this profile, pet your screen softly, and prepare your home for the softest NPC in the entire campaign.
Trust us, this one’s legendary loot.
File saved. Would you like to receive cuddly quest notifications when Marzipan is ready to level up to “Adopted Companion”? Y/N
🐾💻 Transmission lovingly coded by your local nonprofit cat rescue. Adopt wisely. Adopt wonderfully. Adopt Marzipan.
