Available Cats and Kittens

Species: Chaos Goblinus Felinus

Age: 6 weeks

Class: Rogue (Sneak Attack: Tail Edition)

Coloration: Glossy midnight black with a shine that’s 20% mystery, 80% soft, and 100% pettable

Stats:

• 🐾 Pounce Power: Level 3 (effective against toes and shadows)

• 🎭 Mischief Multiplier: High

• 🎶 Purr Volume: Surprisingly loud for a unit this small

• 💤 Nap Recharge: Achieved only in the coziest, snuggliest ball shape

Species: Felis Regalito

Age: Young Adult

Coloration: Mostly white with a glorious orange crown and rogue patches of orange charm—imagine a living dollop of whipped cream with swirls of marmalade. Yes, he is as delightful as he sounds.

Class: Affection Paladin

Alignment: Lawful Good (with occasional chaotic good zoomies)

Power Stats:

• 🐾 Pet Affinity: MAXED OUT

• 😽 Purring Efficiency: Unstoppable

• 🧡 Emotional Support Level: Tier S

• 🍗 Treat Interest: “Oh, yes please.”

Species: Kittenus Cloudiformis

Age: 6 weeks

Alignment: Lawful Soft

Coloration: Whispers of white and cloud-gray – brushed by angels, confirmed by data

Stats:

• 💕 Snuggle Output: 11/10

• 😌 Nap Duration Efficiency: 99%

• 🧘 Zen Aura Emission: High

• 💬 Chaos Resistance: Passive, unless Blackberry initiates silliness

Species: Felis Adorablus

Age: Adult (Level 5 in Cuddle Combat, Expert in Window Watching)

Coloration: Calico

Stats:

• 🐭 Stealth: 9/10 (silent toe beans)

• 🐟 Treat Acquisition: 10/10 (deploys mega-purr)

• 💤 Nap Cosiness: Off the charts